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Blake's avatar

"Leading your Goblin Girl out of Plato’s Goon Cave"

I laughed so hard at that. Phenomenal writing style.

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GLO's avatar

Thanks for your support. My articles have been banned repeatedly for over a decade.

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Sage Alfields's avatar

>Her body is not a temple; it's a World Trade Center. You're not her first; you're her second airplane. Regardless of what anyone says, it's not your fault. She was already rigged for demolition by Mossad.

Beautiful

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Consoomauthor's avatar

Based and red pilled 👏

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Doses of Happiness's avatar

Bruh lmfao but this ain't gonna look good for us at the pearly gates 🤣

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Matt Jaden Carroll's avatar

This entire article could be false and societally destructive, but my god the writing is incredible, and I don't trust anyone who can't acknowledge that

"Netflix dildo ramen noodle box wine"

Absolute poetry

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WeepingWillow's avatar

The primary obstacle to sex is the pill. The fact that so many women don't ovulate anymore causes so many issues I don't know where to start.

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Justin Ross's avatar

This comes across as mentally ill and incoherent. This reads more like a manifesto of unhinged ramblings than an essay with an actual point.

I honestly have no idea what your point was, especially since your description of the modern woman was comically overgeneralized and exaggerated.

I have no idea why anybody reads this. This is the kind of stuff that poisons male minds. There is nothing useful here - just incoherent ramblings. Just poison.

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ReadingRainbow's avatar

Hope she sees this bro

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William Lawrence Rocha's avatar

Yawn.....

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Ember Versino's avatar

I have found myself on a strange corner of the internet. From the title I thought this would be an article about how men are no longer competing with each other, so much as competing with the peace a woman finds in solitude and the creature comforts now widely available. That’s a sentiment I agree with!

Your writing style is very entertaining, but I am a little confused about your goal. If it’s finding a wife with a lifestyle compatible with your own, you can utilize the tools of this modern age to find someone you enjoy as they are. The goal of courtship should not be to change a partner into someone you like.

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Bum Ass's avatar

It’s dealt

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Frank's avatar

Western women have been fed female entitlement and hubris, under color of feminism, for at least the last 100 years.

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Christopher Hutchison's avatar

Rigged by Mossad! Nice! 😉

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Solaris M.S.'s avatar

It is not or should not be a secret to anybody that American women are born-cockblockers. Their puritanical, false, materialistic, and power-driven prudery----- in addition to the physiological and psychological conditions attending female sexuality everywhere---- make of them excellent cock-blockers. That is the stuff the sexual, high-ground morality of American women, is made of.

Because of that, in other cultures, where Puritanical prudery has never pravailed, sex flowrishes and can be had in more generous amounts than in any place inside the US.

That is American women for you--- in a nutshell.

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Hannah Rose Williams's avatar

Why are we thinking in terms of “obstacles to sex”? There are barely any left, and men and women hate each other more than they probably ever have at any point in history.

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GLO's avatar

Hanna this article is written from a male perspective. I cannot write from a female perspective because I am not a woman.

For this article to make sense try to think of what ot would be like to attempt sex with women who are now more than ever too reclusive to procreate.

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Hannah Rose Williams's avatar

No, I get that people are very isolated right now. But that's BECAUSE the sexual revolution has destroyed normal human relationships.

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GLO's avatar

I mean we can do a podcast together if you want to, ill probably mail you a copy of my book. But on a personal level every time I start sleeping with woman I have to fix their diet and sleep schedule because of how run down they are from work

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Josh Slocum's avatar

Sweet Jesus but I haven't laughed this hard over an essay in a long time. Tears and snorts.

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Pius's avatar

I’m glad I’ve been taken out of the game by “divorce “. I’ve had opportunities but it’s not worth it to me.

The dating scene like everything is affected by society as a whole. It’s gonna take a long time to turn the ship around. Or at least people’s attitudes

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Jrod's avatar

Same.

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Ludovic's avatar

The last few sentences were great!

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Simeon Sanchez's avatar

The first big belly laugh I've had on Substack - and as a bonus, it's all true.

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