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anastasia's avatar

Whatt the fuck😭😭😭😭😭

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Unagnu's avatar

Right there with you WTF?

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The Doge Patriarch's avatar

I know, this was a slap in the face to scroll down to

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Guy Dudebro's avatar

I had an Asian GF for a while and this is all pretty spot on. She was 26, I was 36 and she lived at home. Her parents came over from China and were super strict. She had to be in nursing school, only Chinese language in the home, no dating. She wasn’t allowed to have a boyfriend, especially a white one, so she had to be with me in secret like we were in high school or something. I was definitely the forbidden fruit and she had a huge case of preacher’s daughter syndrome. She had zero interest in Asian men and she was into me because I was clueless about her culture.

She would wait for her parents to go to work (which they did 80+ hours a week), then she would come over to my house, pick up my dry cleaning and bring me coffee and food or something on the way. Then she would fuck the living shit out of me. Full on porn video stuff. Everything that was taboo and would give her parents a heat attack, she was into. She asked me to do stuff to her that I actually had to turn down because I didn’t feel comfortable doing it (like slapping her in the face mid orgasm). After sex she would clean my house and then go home. She never once spent the night the entire time we were together.

She ended up being a super jealous crazy person so the relationship crashed and burned but it was pretty fun while it lasted.

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William Dean Thurmond's avatar

Sex AND maid service! If she could serve dim sum you’d be in heaven.

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Guy Dudebro's avatar

She loved to take me to these obscure Chinese restaurants with only Chinese language on the menu and order me all this weird shit I’ve never seen before like chicken feet. She got a real kick out of me being totally alien to her culture.

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William Dean Thurmond's avatar

Yeah. Average Americans have no idea what actual, authentic Chinese cuisine looks like. No General Tso or Hot & Sour Shrimp.

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Amy Sukwan's avatar

Parts of this had both me and my Thai husband laughing to tears. Insensitive and terrible? Sure. Somewhat accurate? Absolutely...

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theben's avatar

One of my best buds exclusively dated Asian women in college. I asked him why, and he said it was because of their lack of body hair. He didn't like hairy arms or prickly legs. He was also (as your guide suggests) unrepentantly white.

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The Doge Patriarch's avatar

Didn't read the article, but what worked for me is talking to them and being funny.

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Dragonbrother7's avatar

I already have a guy for this stuff. Name’s WBE

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GLO's avatar

I'm the original

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Javier manly's avatar

Wow a /r/redpill post got made into a performing art piece. She likely got income from using them.

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Emeline Smith's avatar

How come all the white guys, that date or marry asian I know are either Bugman with and unhealthy obsession to anime. The Channing tantum white dudes just has himself a hot white blonde women, and wouldn't take a second glance at asian or want to date one. Lol

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Edmund Eugenius's avatar

Because they're dorks and think only Asian girls like that in a guy. They're intimidated by their own race of women.

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Anonymous Dude's avatar

They're much more nerd-tolerant, I think. At least that's been my experience. You could blame it on culture and being good at school really would get you a good position as a government official in China for over a millennium thanks to their civil service exam system...but that's my experience.

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The Doge Patriarch's avatar

I know this is old, but if you want a real explanation it’s because most Asian women aren’t actually that attractive compared to white or Latina women.

But men will always take what they can get.

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Anon's avatar

While top Asian guys are generally in Asian countries where it’s predominantly Asian extremely few white women let alone any in the social class.

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Anon's avatar

read an article about this phenomenon a while back, if I recall correctly the very top men in America generally don’t date Asian for a few reasons. But while there are a few outliers Nicholas cage, Zuckerberg, etc. The top guys don’t generally interact with Asian women young Asian women ain’t very common. Still a small minority group outside of California, Hawaii, and some big cities. Worse birth rates than whites so fewer young women so even less common. Asians generally are not super rich many occupy doctor tier yes but not CEO Fortune 500 or pro athletes. Many also are FOBs. So their social class limits them further. Then religion and culture differences, further strains relationships. Lastly and probably most importantly a beautiful blonde will generally be more sought after than an equally beautiful Asian for prestige reasons. American and probably western society has elevated blondes to the highest levels of desirability. Many old money are still very white so social class exposes more blondes to the top men. It’s the reason why it’s not just the top white guys that bang the 10/10 blondes but the top guys from other races. How many top black men athletes or rappers got a blonde or bottle blonde white woman. NFL blacks are notorious for marrying white women. Arabs Indians also go hard for white women even more than their race many times. How many Arab oil tycoons got a white wife a lot. We also know that there are billions of Asians so on a global scale so blondes become even more prestigious a trophy wife. The top guys probably get very submissive women a lot of times so another Asian advantage goes away. Because to a young ceo millionaire the 10/10 blonde and 10/10 Asian are probably equally differential. That’s probably the top guys get blondes.

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Lex's avatar

she should pay you royalties for your TED talk

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Laggy's avatar

“China vagina”

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Tychon's avatar

Is this what the modern right is reduced to?

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Tom McGrath's avatar

Funny as hell. Will be attending Thanksgiving with stepson’s wife’s family and her brother is dating a hot Asian woman. I would love to share this with him, but he’s a woke mofo, so he just wouldn’t appreciate it. Although you write, “In the 90's and early 2000's weird, fat awkward, middle class White guys could score hot Asian women”, he’s been able to pull that off 20 years later.

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Jhh's avatar

I generally prefer white women in terms of appearance but most are insufferably boring or bitchy.

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Ron Tkacz's avatar

Oh, I’m a little disappointed.

I thought there were gonna be pictures.

(Ha,ha)

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Andy's avatar

“Shrink not from blasphemy. It will pass for wit.” —Lord Byron

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Franziska's avatar

Tell me you have mommy issues without telling me you have mommy issues.

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