WifeJack And The Threat Of Middle Class Mediocrity

Wifejack vs BroJobs With The Boys is a False Dichotomy

When bisexual internet personality Nick Fuentes said that getting married was gay, Trad Dads were quick to point out that Nick Fuentes was in fact gay himself, for both avoiding heterosexual relationships and allegedly having carnal relations with men. Unfortunately calling a gay “a gay” misses the far more interesting conversation about the Petite Bourgeois nuclear family and its detractors.

In order to understand the conversation it's important to remember that chronically Online Zoomers like Nick Fuentes speak a degenerate ProleSpeak as they are too dopamine addicted to read real books and form a real vocabulary. While in Gen X idiolect gay = homosexual. In ZoomerSpeak gay is the opposite of based. Based means courageous, authentic and anti-establishment. So when Nick Fuentes calls heterosexual marriage gay he means that it is a path to a shallow and inauthentic life.

In other words, Nick Fuentes is making the same argument that several generations of homosexual men have made before him. Women and by extension middle class marriage are death for spontaneous authentic subjectivity. From my understanding Nick Fuentes’ prescription is for men to retreat to counter cultural queer spaces free from women and their nagging. Unlike the 80's when this space was a methamphetamine, AIDS and Techno fueled night club, Nick's space is a White Monster and ZYN pouch fueled Discord Chat where men titillate each other by exchanging racial slurs. Gay!

Nick Fuentes styles himself as Oswald Spengler's Faustian Man fighting against Magian (Judeo-Arabic) culture. Faustian culture is characterized by its restless thrust toward the infinite and unattainable, or the conception of mankind as an active, fighting, progressing whole. From this perspective the Magian Debt Collector and the Suburban kitsch collecting Wife are both a threat to infinite growth upward. Both represent an unmitigated liability.

Unfortunately Nick Fuentes is illiterate in both Spengler and the mid century political application of Spengler. Or else he would know that “he who controls the youth gains the future.” To put it tactfully, Nick Fuentes’ Faustian Thrust is misdirected such that while avoiding the castrating influence of women, precludes him from gaining the future. Alternative Queer spaces and let's be honest: that's exactly what identitarian LARP group chats are, are incubators of resentment and therefore cannot produce anything lasting, meaningful or valuable in the long-term.

So really the question for most men is: what is the best way to start a family without being weighed down by the innumerable middle class traps and snares? How does one avoid the mortgage, discretionary wife spending, alimony, divorce and endless family time suck activities? In my opinion this is a high stakes low margin of error game reserved for the best and brightest.

Wifejack vs BroJobs With The Boys is a false dichotomy. There are no longer simple solutions. You can't stuff your wife in a burqa, 1950's lobotomize her with lithium, or get a submissive Asian mail-order bride. Those days are long gone.

The path beyond WifeJack and Middle class mediocrity lies in a series of optimizations including but not limited to remote income, tax planning, job stacking, homeschooling and location arbitrage. The same way businesses have to be creatively set up to avoid tax and legal liabilities so must marriages. As the economy strangles the middle class out of existence and BlackRock buys the last single family home, DadMaxxing becomes a far more nuanced intellectual affair.

If you enjoy my writing buy a copy of my book The Pillars Of Wisdom. Despite giving it the most innocuous title it has been banned everywhere, and must be printed and shipped from Greece. Greeks don't speak good English, certainly can’t decipher my prose and thus are less likely to censor me.