What To Get Your Right Wing Extremist For Christmas

Christmas is here, and if you’re being emotionally honest with yourself, you don’t really want to buy a cozy bathrobe for a fat girlfriend or a tribute toy that the iPad child will ignore while he banshee-yells and rips down the hall. You buy those gifts because you have to. You buy them because you’re emotionally blackmailed into it. You don’t want to, but you do it anyway to keep them placated.

Who you actually want to buy gifts for are the right-wing extremists you met online, the ones who found you through your carefully written Substack rants. This is a gift guide for the people who actually matter in our lives, the men we share our radicalization echo chambers with.

Right off the bat, you’re probably thinking: a Swastika flag, Mein Kampf! Are you 14? Are you that teenager from American History X, throwing the hard R around on the basketball court?

The thing about Swastika flags is that anyone who you think might want one either already owns a Swastika flag or outgrew their Swastika flag decades ago. The same goes for Mein Kampf. Hitler didn’t even write Mein Kampf. A Jesuit priest by the name of Bernhard Stempfle did. Which is why he was murdered by British intelligence to cover up their involvement in the creation of Fascism.

Extremist Literature

When it comes to extremist literature, Francis Parker Yockey’s Imperium is widely regarded as the gold standard. Julius Evola’s Ride the Tiger is also a strong work, though its philosophical arguments can be too dense and complex for most readers. For sheer raw offensiveness, Evola’s The Bow and the Club stands out, featuring a compilation of his sharpest polemics, many drawn from his fascist-era journal La Torre. The main reason to own extremist literature is to filter out normie federal agents who pretend to be comrades but are too GoyBrained to actually sit down and read the ideas they’re supposedly dedicating their lives to.

Jewish Extremist Literature

Speaking of being “GoyBrained,” you might wonder why a White Nationalist would want to read Jewish extremist literature. If that’s your question, then you really are GoyBrained, and I’m genuinely disappointed in you.

White Nationalists love nothing more than feeling angry. And nothing fuels that anger quite like Jewish extremist literature. So, it makes total sense to give your anger loving friend a gift that will only intensify his rage. My personal favorite is: