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Kavan Hinchey's avatar

I think you meant Sisyphus; not Prometheus.

GLO's avatar

Good catch

V900's avatar

Yeah, Sisyphus is the guy forever rolling his fat fucking wife up the hill.

Prometheus is the guy who stole the first fat fucking wife from the BBW loving gods to inflict on men everywhere.

Julian's avatar

Banger article. Once I dreamt I had a fat girlfriend. Woke up sweating and terrified. 10/10

Boris Mihailovic's avatar

This is simply magnificent. Bravo

GLO's avatar

Thanks. This is an art form that I'm trying ti take to the next level

Osorio Neo 🇲🇽's avatar

🤣The photo is hilarious

magi83's avatar

I had a friend at university who exclusively slept with fat women. And I mean he would hone in on the biggest heffer in the club every single time. It was an incredibly successful strategy - 100% successful from my observation. He was a good wing man too because you never had to worry about competing for the hotter woman. He ended up marrying a fat girl with a pretty face. Only way to do it is to fully own it.

GLO's avatar

If the food supply wasn't poisoned he would have had sex with normal women

Ma'ats Son's avatar

😂 the eyes caught me, and resting bitch face to match

GLO's avatar

Thank you. I spent a lot of time looking for the correct image and best post title

Ma'ats Son's avatar

Nah that’s your number 1 strength 😂

Joesph J Esposito's avatar

Anothony you're such a well thought out guy. You're a piece of work bro. I mean that in a positive way. This is funny too. SHARED!

Francisco d’Anconia's avatar

Good god lol

the long warred's avatar

God Bless ya buddy.

Bad Urban Karma's avatar

Dude, you are wildly misinformed about dosages. I hope no one trusts your math. Example... Max dose of Semaglutide is 2.5 mg per week - not per day, as you suggest. Are you trying to make someone sick? I've taken 5 mg per week and felt like absolute shit (severe headaches). More is not better.

Weight loss is a marathon - not a sprint. If you exercise and eat sufficient protein, you'll still be at risk of muscle loss with these drugs. Get in a hurry and you'll lose a lot of muscle - not just fat.

Further, retatrutide (triple agonist) is the same as tirzepitide (dual agonist) with a additional mechanism. Retatrutide is the best and you should never combine it with tirzepitide.

Seriously, you're offering fucked up advice... And I'm overlooking the tongue-in-cheek moral issues. You need to delete this or edit the hell out of it.

GLO's avatar

I sent this to my Eastern European chemist hell look into it and do the edits. Hopefully before someone dies lol.

I write the rhetoric he writes the protocols

Bad Urban Karma's avatar

The commentary was funny. I took it as dark humor.

I don't think you'll kill anyone, but overdosing on these drugs will make you absolutely awful. Like you, I mix my own and when I converted to 20 mg Semaglutide bottles, I screwed up the calculations and took 2x my normal dose for a couple of injections. The side effects were brutal headaches, lethargy, etc. So, I know that more isn't better...

If fact, because weight loss is a marathon and, really, a life change, you are much better served by staying below the max dose and losing the weight slowly. You'll feel better and retain more muscle mass in the process.

KY's avatar

I’m sending this to my husband.

Zoo_Tot's avatar

This article is like a train wreck in slow motion. Terrible, but I can't tear my eyes away. Take it as a compliment.

GLO's avatar

Thank you so much. This article is as much about drug protocols as it is about stylistic delivery.

Really appreciate 🙏 you for noticing

SleeplessInMichigan's avatar

Funny and witty but those Reta dosages seem a bit off. I have not heard about reconstituting 0 mg reta with 10 ml bac water. That seems very diluted. Are you sure your eastern euro dealer has it right?