Melania's Saturn Hat And The Dark Future Of America

The Cattle Must Be Fattened Up Before They Are Slaughtered

The other day I was getting jerked off by one of my three Mexican girlfriends when she looked me in the eyes and asked me what's wrong. The truth is that I couldn't tell her. Not because I didn't want to. No.

I wanted to tell her. I wanted to explain to her how Melania Trump wore the Satan Hat at the inauguration. I wanted to explain to her how that hat was an ominous sign for the future of the United States.

I wanted to explain to her that while I might be living in a tropical paradise, at an incredibly low cost of living, my readers are shackled to legacy brand countries about to get rug pulled again the way they just got rug pulled on TrumpCoin.

I wanted to explain all of that but I couldn’t because my gringo Spanish is only good enough for ordering tacos and getting my penis cranked by a plethora of beautiful women. My Spanish is no where near the appropriate level necessary to explain the ominous Masonic symbolism foretelling the downfall of America. My penis cannot communicate the dire message you are about to read here today in my words.

Those of you who have read my book The Pillars of Wisdom, know that I have been consistently right about everything for over a decade. The Pandemic, Ukraine, the George Soros funded riots, I called it way in advance. However at no point have I revealed my method for accurately predicting the future. Until now. My secret to consistently being right about everything is the Inverse Cramer Social Sentiment Strategy.

The Inverse Cramer Social Sentiment Strategy

The Inverse Cramer ETF trades as well as the notorious insider trader Nancy Pelosi. Why? Because Cramer is an actor funded by Wall Street to ((Cramer)) the American people into buying high and selling low so that Wall Street can Buy Low and Sell High. Inverting Cramer's advice is akin to matching Wallstreet trade for trade. Pretty simple right?

Cramer is just the media's Financial Cramer. The Ideological State Apparatus, employs Medical Cramers, Political Cramers and Geo Political Cramers to manipulate you into the next elite MemeCoin pump and dump. Remember Iraqi Weapons Of Mass Destruction, Syrian Chemical Weapons, Covid 19, Kindergarten Drag Shows? All of those are simply ways for the global elite to ((Cramer)) the American Middle class off the Costco Parking lot and into the Blackrock, Vanguard, State Street bank account.

Every news anchor is a Cramer trying to Cramer you into making the wrong trade. You are on the receiving end of Class Warfare. The casino has every built in edge. The game is stacked against you. Every casino comp: the free drinks airfare, limo rides, show tickets, and concierge services are just ploys to get you back into the Casino so you can lose more money. The nation is a fiction used by the Elite to extract resources from the mass. The flags, parades and ceremonies are all deflections and distractions used by the house to erode what little Expected Value you have as a player.

Are We So Back?

The United States Navy is notorious for serving its crew, steak and lobster, to offset the moral drain of extended deployments and crew committing suicide. The practice is so prevalent that veteran sailors view steak as a the foreplay to getting fucked over by command. So while Steak And Lobster was more than enough to motivate a Vietnam era Naval crew, the contemporary sailor, not only is apathetic, but views the moral building expense in a cynical manner, and for good reason.

The question remains, how much proverbial Steak and Lobster is required to dazzle the American public into paying for the next globalist objective? How many corporate pizza parties does the United States of Enron need to push the tired proletarian mass across the finish line? It's obvious that they are desperate to re-engage the American public and that they are trying everything from crusader tattoos, to Elon Musk Sieg Heiling at the inauguration.

No matter how much performative (white) nationalism is used to recapture the military age male demographic, the cold hard truth is that Trump still proudly takes credit for poisoning and injuring millions of Americans with experimental medical treatments.

DEI was astroturfed goy slop. They flipped a switch to turn it on and now they are flipping the switch to turn it off. They accomplished what they needed and are now transitioning into the next psyop. Americans don’t seem to understand how limited hangouts, insignificant concessions are utilized by the government to appease and earn the trust of the masses. To use another metaphor Americans are always excited by free cheese, repressing the fact that the only place the American government places free cheese is in a mouse trap.

The question is not whether the state is evil. It is. The question is what is the state planning next that requires such an extensive PR overhaul?

Saturn As The Lord of Harvest:

This brings my incredibly obvious thesis statement. The United States is an openly masonic government whose state religion is Saturnism aka Satanism. Saturn is the elevation of the cross of Matter above the semi-circle and openness of Spirit.

What does that mean in normie language? It means you are going to be baited with the prospect of material advantage so that you can be spirituality exploited. That’s what happened during the pandemic, the Iraq and Afghan wars and that’s what is going to happen again most likely with Iran. America is the land of the Free (Mason), and those riding the Trump euphoria train lack the symbolic literacy to see that they're being primed into a state where they can once again be harvested.

In order for Lord Saturn/Satan to harvest the normies he has to fertilize the field, aka offer free goodies, before harvesting the crop. White magic is used to bait the normies while black magic is used to harvest them. It's how agriculture, casinos and the stock market all work to extract maximum amount of value out of the Goyim/Cattle/Middle Class.

In conclusion, Melania Trump decided to dress up as the Benadryl Sleep Paralysis Saturn Demon for the inauguration. Why? Because the American people have drunk the chemical concoction, are happily asleep and are about to get vampirized yet again. I'm doing everything I can to warn you my dear reader of the impending disaster. But no matter how many women I am forced to have sex with to take my mind of your depressing inflation eroded life, while I’m living my best. I cannot shake the feeling that you might fall prey to another pandemic, space laser fire or globalist psyop before I am able to save you with my magnificent prose. That is the sentiment that I am unable to express in Spanish to all of the women I am vigorously piping down while living in a tropical paradise.